Jay-Oh swims up to the houseboat for a new and exciting format. Don't miss it!
-Wooderson Goes Grocery Shopping
-Go Into Residential Housing Construction
42-Terms Of Fair Use
https://pewtube.com/user/FairUse/ii141dj
-Conquerers Not Thieves
-Who you think *owns* the press?
-Mussels Get Their Parole Revoked
https://www.rt.com/usa/427756-us-opioid-crisis-seattle-mussels/
-Ching Chong Rice Wing Wong Africa Ping Pong
-Bad Ass Science Teacher
-Two More Guys With Guns Saving The Day
http://cnn.com/2018/05/25/us/portland-hit-and-run/index.html
Byron De La Vandal and Paddy Tarleton - Robert Cobb of Dixie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83bTGT_QB60
-Jewish Jokes (Figured it out in 4)
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/seven-signs-that-your-mans-masculinity-is-nontoxic
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Production Note: There were no notes because of Yuengling.
First Segment has Walrus, Bryden and Roscoe's witty banter. There's a live (single one-and-only) take of Fair Use, and then an audience segment.
I don't remember any of it. Enjoy!
Bonus Music: Byron De La Vandal - Persian Girl
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This week on the houseboat Roscoe and Woody are alone to talk about recovering from broken bones like a man and easy methods for getting dick in your water bottle.
-Lifting and Sports Talk
-Our Hot First Lady's Successful Husband
-A Reassuring Exchange
https://www.firstthings.com/web-exclusives/2018/05/the-dark-secret-of-saint-marys-college
-Needs Rope
-More Fish Sex
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/why-is-fish-sex-hot-now_us_5ae77ae2e4b04aa23f2618b9
1:02 - Terms Of Fair Use
https://pewtube.com/user/FairUse/BSyh72U?autoplay=off
-Woody's Bone Med, Now With Healing Crystals
https://newrepublic.com/article/148190/know-healing-crystals-come-from
REEEEEEEEE
-Poz Her Up, Bro
-White People Did It (STD Edition)
https://stuffblackpeopledontlike.blogspot.com/2018/05/los-angeles-times-blames-high-rates-of.html
-Check Please
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/05/11/lil-tay-shows-social-platforms-dont-enforce-age-restrictions.html
BOARISH BEHAVIOR
-Beware Of Rabbits
https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/flaming-rabbit-blamed-for-sparking-saskatchewan-wildfire-1.3921214
-Beware Of Giraffes
-Beware Of Deputies
http://www.cbs46.com/story/38137493/deputies-forced-to-fatally-shoot-wild-boar-attacking-animals
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On this voyage of the houseboat, Based Atlanta is outed as Mossad by his headset, Roscoe renegotiates our contract with Russia, and everyone decides to skip Burger King for dinner.
-Wooderson On Pulling Out
-Stone Tries To Catch A Buzz With Trump
-How Not To Beat A Drug Test
http://www.azfamily.com/story/38121156/woman-cited-after-urine-explodes-in-7-eleven-microwave
-Baltimore Kids Can't Count
-Chimpin' At The BK
http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2018/05/01/arundel-mills-mall-brawl-burger-king/
-Florida Man Experiences Excellence In Journalism
http://cbs12.com/news/local/suspect-arrested-for-reportedly-attacking-man-with-a-sledgehammer
-Sorostitutes Dindu Nuffin
66-Terms Of Fair Use #54
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIhI_zCJgZcueo3XDSNChUA/featured
-Got You Covered Like A Jimmy Hat, Bitch
https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/ne95dm/how-to-be-a-white-ally-to-people-of-color
-Not Even Jerry Springer
http://military.trendolizer.com/2018/05/soldiers-wife-sells-baby-during-deployment.html
-No Help From Cuck Island
-China Supports Hot Girl
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