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Now displaying: May, 2018
May 28, 2018

Jay-Oh swims up to the houseboat for a new and exciting format.  Don't miss it!

-Wooderson Goes Grocery Shopping

-Go Into Residential Housing Construction

42-Terms Of Fair Use

https://pewtube.com/user/FairUse/ii141dj

-Conquerers Not Thieves

-Who you think *owns* the press?

-Mussels Get Their Parole Revoked

https://www.rt.com/usa/427756-us-opioid-crisis-seattle-mussels/

-Ching Chong Rice Wing Wong Africa Ping Pong

http://www.hinnews.com/za/national-news/chinese-farmers-to-get-land-for-rice-production-in-south-africa/

-Bad Ass Science Teacher

https://www.si.com/college-football/2018/05/25/former-southern-illinois-football-player-indiana-middle-school-shooting-hero

-Two More Guys With Guns Saving The Day

http://freebeacon.com/issues/two-heroic-bystanders-shoot-back-oklahoma-attacker-ending-random-act-violence/

http://cnn.com/2018/05/25/us/portland-hit-and-run/index.html

Byron De La Vandal and Paddy Tarleton - Robert Cobb of Dixie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83bTGT_QB60

-Jewish Jokes (Figured it out in 4)

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/seven-signs-that-your-mans-masculinity-is-nontoxic

 

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May 24, 2018

Production Note: There were no notes because of Yuengling. 

First Segment has Walrus, Bryden and Roscoe's witty banter.  There's a live (single one-and-only) take of Fair Use, and then an audience segment.

I don't remember any of it.  Enjoy!

Bonus Music: Byron De La Vandal - Persian Girl

 

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May 15, 2018

This week on the houseboat Roscoe and Woody are alone to talk about recovering from broken bones like a man and easy methods for getting dick in your water bottle.

-Lifting and Sports Talk

-Our Hot First Lady's Successful Husband

https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/williesworld/article/Trump-is-more-popular-than-Dems-want-to-admit-12908579.php

-A Reassuring Exchange

https://www.firstthings.com/web-exclusives/2018/05/the-dark-secret-of-saint-marys-college

-Needs Rope

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/sexuality-expert-claims-parents-need-babys-consent-when-changing-nappies-a3835896.html

-More Fish Sex

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/why-is-fish-sex-hot-now_us_5ae77ae2e4b04aa23f2618b9

1:02 - Terms Of Fair Use

https://pewtube.com/user/FairUse/BSyh72U?autoplay=off

-Woody's Bone Med, Now With Healing Crystals

https://newrepublic.com/article/148190/know-healing-crystals-come-from

REEEEEEEEE

-Poz Her Up, Bro

https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/6082354/my-husband-gave-me-aids-but-i-forgave-him-as-his-gay-sauna-romps-were-partly-my-fault/

-White People Did It (STD Edition)

https://stuffblackpeopledontlike.blogspot.com/2018/05/los-angeles-times-blames-high-rates-of.html

-Check Please

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/05/11/lil-tay-shows-social-platforms-dont-enforce-age-restrictions.html

BOARISH BEHAVIOR

-Beware Of Rabbits

https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/flaming-rabbit-blamed-for-sparking-saskatchewan-wildfire-1.3921214

-Beware Of Giraffes

http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2018/05/06/award-winning-director-carlos-carvalho-dies-after-giraffe-head-butts-him/

-Beware Of Deputies

http://www.cbs46.com/story/38137493/deputies-forced-to-fatally-shoot-wild-boar-attacking-animals

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May 7, 2018

On this voyage of the houseboat, Based Atlanta is outed as Mossad by his headset, Roscoe renegotiates our contract with Russia, and everyone decides to skip Burger King for dinner.

-Wooderson On Pulling Out

-Stone Tries To Catch A Buzz With Trump

http://cbs12.com/news/local/man-arrested-after-flying-to-palm-beach-to-smoke-a-joint-with-president-trump

-How Not To Beat A Drug Test

http://www.azfamily.com/story/38121156/woman-cited-after-urine-explodes-in-7-eleven-microwave

-Baltimore Kids Can't Count

http://foxbaltimore.com/news/project-baltimore/13-baltimore-city-high-schools-zero-students-proficient-in-math

-Chimpin' At The BK

http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2018/05/01/arundel-mills-mall-brawl-burger-king/

-Florida Man Experiences Excellence In Journalism

http://cbs12.com/news/local/suspect-arrested-for-reportedly-attacking-man-with-a-sledgehammer

-Sorostitutes Dindu Nuffin

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5678351/AKA-sorority-accused-running-sex-ring-pimping-pledges.html

66-Terms Of Fair Use #54

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIhI_zCJgZcueo3XDSNChUA/featured

-Got You Covered Like A Jimmy Hat, Bitch

https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/ne95dm/how-to-be-a-white-ally-to-people-of-color

-Not Even Jerry Springer

http://military.trendolizer.com/2018/05/soldiers-wife-sells-baby-during-deployment.html

-No Help From Cuck Island

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5695311/Foul-mouthed-Army-instructor-faces-court-martial-reducing-female-recruit-tears.html

-China Supports Hot Girl

http://www.scmp.com/news/china/society/article/2144207/qipao-us-prom-wins-support-china-after-internet-backlash

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