1st Hour
Jason “The Ambien Falcon” Kessler rides his jetski over to the houseboat for some party planning. Reminder, wes bellamy is a nigger
TOFU (the kind that raises T): https://youtu.be/WRmKylcc0Ac
2nd Hour
BOARISH BEHAVIOR returns with a vengeance
John McAfee is a cartoon character, exhibit 3,269: http://www.newsweek.com/john-mcafee-says-belize-government-trying-kidnap-him-720189
Moment of profundity
Norman & Saxon: http://www.kiplingsociety.co.uk/poems_normansaxon.htm