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Jun 25, 2018

 

Mr. Warthog and Mr. Walrus very tasty, funny guy Mr. Jones.

-Our X Is Still Giving It To Ya

-A Sad Day In Kentucky

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2018/06/23/distillery-warehouse-collapse-9000-bourbon-barrels-crash/

-The Smartest Biped In Africa, Dead At 46

https://nypost.com/2018/06/21/koko-gorilla-famed-for-using-sign-language-and-crying-over-pet-kitten-dead-at-46/

-Get Fucked?  Have A Burger!

https://amp.theguardian.com/business/2018/jun/20/burger-king-world-cup-pregnant-offer-apology-russian

-What If The Car Consents?

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/kansas-man-charged-for-tailpipe-tryst-762953

-Monica's Lunch

http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/bill-clinton/lewinsky-tossed-salad-657901

-Jews Hate White Families Redux

-Every Single Time

58-Terms Of Fair Use

 https://pewtube.com/user/FairUse/2lORHJO

-I *HEART* Cory

-Don Cheatle In Whiteface

-The Check Is In The Mail

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Jun 18, 2018

James Allsup hits the houseboat after a busy week to remind Roscoe, Walrus, and Based Atlanta to specify which Rockwell we're referring to and encourage everyone to go to their local GOP meeting (and bring your friends!)

When there is no more room in hell, Roscoe Jones shall walk the other hell.

-Allsup: Basshead and Carpenter

-Bitch Is Crazy

http://nationalpost.com/news/canada/music-student-must-pay-for-sabotaging-boyfriends-clarinet-career

-Based Russian MP

https://www.yahoo.com/news/russian-mp-warns-against-sex-140646861.html

-Mile High Rusted Root

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-06-13/rampant-drug-use-obamas-air-force-one-made-awkward-hookups-colleagues-funny-and

-Robot Rape-A-Thon

https://sputniknews.com/amp/viral/201806171065487227-sex-robots-behavior-improvement/

-I'll Stick With Water, Thanks

https://www.vice.com/amp/en_us/article/gykmn7/legal-ethical-cannibalism-human-meat-tacos-reddit-wtf

1:12-Vintage Terms Of Fair Use

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8A_p12Fjxo

-Win Without Firing A Single Shot

REEEEEEE (ready your trashcans!)

-Eggs!

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/bnpv85/the-emerging-fetish-of-laying-alien-eggs-inside-yourself

-The Splorch! (WARNING: LINK NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR LIFE IN GENERAL)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcfWCIi1vMg

-Buckle Up, It's Time To Learn About Dog Rape

https://pjmedia.com/trending/doctor-of-feminist-studies-gropes-10k-dogs-to-study-rape-culture-at-dog-parks/

-Sprinkling Of Shitlib Tears

http://www.sfweekly.com/topstories/editors-note-we-have-to-deplatform-the-right/

-If

http://www.kiplingsociety.co.uk/poems_if.htm

BOARISH BEHAVIOR

-Badass Grandma

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2018/06/15/georgia-woman-strangles-kills-rabid-bobcat-after-it-attacks-her-it-came-from-my-face.html

https://fundly.com/let-s-help-dede?ft_pid=xuaeiyxn

 

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Jun 11, 2018

As the official Alt-Right podcast on women's vaginal maintenance, we encourage you to grab your trashcan and set sail!  This week on the houseboat Walrus has big brained ideas about not becoming the boar.  Also, we learn to not let a $10 sundress cost you tens of thousands in child support.  Some other things come up as well.

Only in America can you be born a poor black boy and die a rich white woman.

-Ching Chong Chad

-Allsup For President

https://amp.thedailybeast.com/charlottesville-hate-marcher-elected-by-republican-party

-Taxation Is Theft

https://hotair.com/archives/2018/06/06/feds-spending-350k-see-lesbians-using-right-contraception/

-GTA IRL

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-news-suspect-lsd-grand-theft-auto-20180606-story.html

-Something Something Incel

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/unmaking-of-an-incel_us_5b11a9aee4b0d5e89e1fb519

-Chris-Chan

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLIWyk0qHIHFKO12ElOzxVkUkPWGUMxymx

-Bryden's D&D Character Sheet

-Adam and Eve, Not Adam and Steve

https://www.bostonglobe.com/business/2018/06/09/gay-boomers-look-ahead-old-age-colored-uncertainty-and-help-friends/BXCMB3FQ84jkv5MmJ71ePK/story.html

-Ex-Crossfit CEO /ourguy/

https://www.buzzfeed.com/stephaniemlee/crossfit-russell-berger-lgbtq-pride-sin?utm_term=.dvdbPYO3q#.ot05nzmkl

-LGBT Acceptance In Africa

https://zimbabwe-today.com/gay-baboon-terrorises-villagers-in-southafrica-rapes-5-men/

1:12 - Terms Of Fair Use

-REE And React: The Girl Chose To Be Retarded

https://thoughtcatalog.com/january-nelson/2018/06/blue-waffle/

-Something Actually Wholesome: Country Time Lemonade

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2018/jun/7/country-time-lemonade-to-pay-fines-when-officials-/

-Sexist Chairs

https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/j5a753/design-bias-conference-chairs

-Toby Does Politics

https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/26-year-old-georgia-official-places-hand-on-autobiography-of-malcolm-x-for-swearing-in/764990798

-We Think They've Lost Their Minds (Still, God Bless Jim Webb)

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2018/06/08/opinion/sunday/if-theres-a-red-wave-election-in-2018-this-will-be-why.html

BOARISH BEHAVIOR

-"Wild boars attack UP farmer, chew his genital"

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/bareilly/wild-boars-attack-farmer-chew-his-private-parts/articleshow/64211882.cms

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Jun 4, 2018

This week Roscoe and Walrus are joined by Ron yelling up from the engine room.  Some of it comes through.

 

-Chad On Display

https://www.sacbee.com/news/nation-world/national/article212197919.html

-Some People Need To Be Bullied

https://www.yahoo.com/news/congressional-candidate-virginia-admits-pedophile-011921211.html

-Bunk Pot In CO

http://www.kktv.com/content/news/Sheriffs-Office-spends--484000921.html

-Help Out Mom

http://www.wect.com/story/38277685/in-lieu-of-flowers-kill-a-drug-dealer-mother-pens-brutally-honest-obituary-after-sons-suicide

-How To Turn Your Like New Vagina Into A Lemon

https://www.teenvogue.com/story/how-to-keep-your-vagina-healthy-all-summer

-Big Government Dictates How To Roast Marshmallows Properly

http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2018/05/29/do-not-roast-marshmallows-over-erupting-hawaii-volcano/

-Cockroach Titty

http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2018/05/25/insect-milk-dairy-superfood/

https://gourmetgrubb.com/

1:00-Terms Of Fair Use

https://pewtube.com/user/FairUse/0XLvgc1

-CA GOP Is Full Nazi Now

http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2018/05/31/google-under-fire-for-listing-nazism-as-ideology-california-republican-party.html

-Ur "church" Is Gay

http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-dont-call-police-church-20180530-story.html

-Smelly CA

http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2018/05/31/california-water-limits/

-MA Is For ISIS

https://www.dailywire.com/news/31378/town-tells-business-remove-excessive-american-joseph-curl

-Nohomo

https://www.8shit.net/man-best-friend-nohomo-4/

-Pitbull Genocide When?

https://www.wpxi.com/news/top-stories/pit-bull-shot-dead-after-attacking-girl-police-say/760352474

-Uppity Things That Aren't Niggers In Philly

https://www.phillymag.com/news/2018/05/31/peacocks-escape-philadelphia-zoo/

-No Fun In Bergkamen

https://voiceofeurope.com/2018/06/christian-celebrations-in-german-town-cancelled-because-armed-guards-and-trucks-to-block-streets-were-needed/#.WxKWdr5GfGg.twitter

-Ron Gonna Give It To You

https://www.chron.com/news/politics/texas/article/texas-border-mass-trial-immigration-illegal-photo-12952189.php

BOARISH BEHAVIOR

-That's A Big Boar

http://www.tuscaloosanews.com/news/20180526/outdoors-big-boars-can-be-big-nuisance

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May 28, 2018

Jay-Oh swims up to the houseboat for a new and exciting format.  Don't miss it!

-Wooderson Goes Grocery Shopping

-Go Into Residential Housing Construction

42-Terms Of Fair Use

https://pewtube.com/user/FairUse/ii141dj

-Conquerers Not Thieves

-Who you think *owns* the press?

-Mussels Get Their Parole Revoked

https://www.rt.com/usa/427756-us-opioid-crisis-seattle-mussels/

-Ching Chong Rice Wing Wong Africa Ping Pong

http://www.hinnews.com/za/national-news/chinese-farmers-to-get-land-for-rice-production-in-south-africa/

-Bad Ass Science Teacher

https://www.si.com/college-football/2018/05/25/former-southern-illinois-football-player-indiana-middle-school-shooting-hero

-Two More Guys With Guns Saving The Day

http://freebeacon.com/issues/two-heroic-bystanders-shoot-back-oklahoma-attacker-ending-random-act-violence/

http://cnn.com/2018/05/25/us/portland-hit-and-run/index.html

Byron De La Vandal and Paddy Tarleton - Robert Cobb of Dixie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83bTGT_QB60

-Jewish Jokes (Figured it out in 4)

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/seven-signs-that-your-mans-masculinity-is-nontoxic

 

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May 24, 2018

Production Note: There were no notes because of Yuengling. 

First Segment has Walrus, Bryden and Roscoe's witty banter.  There's a live (single one-and-only) take of Fair Use, and then an audience segment.

I don't remember any of it.  Enjoy!

Bonus Music: Byron De La Vandal - Persian Girl

 

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May 15, 2018

This week on the houseboat Roscoe and Woody are alone to talk about recovering from broken bones like a man and easy methods for getting dick in your water bottle.

-Lifting and Sports Talk

-Our Hot First Lady's Successful Husband

https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/williesworld/article/Trump-is-more-popular-than-Dems-want-to-admit-12908579.php

-A Reassuring Exchange

https://www.firstthings.com/web-exclusives/2018/05/the-dark-secret-of-saint-marys-college

-Needs Rope

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/sexuality-expert-claims-parents-need-babys-consent-when-changing-nappies-a3835896.html

-More Fish Sex

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/why-is-fish-sex-hot-now_us_5ae77ae2e4b04aa23f2618b9

1:02 - Terms Of Fair Use

https://pewtube.com/user/FairUse/BSyh72U?autoplay=off

-Woody's Bone Med, Now With Healing Crystals

https://newrepublic.com/article/148190/know-healing-crystals-come-from

REEEEEEEEE

-Poz Her Up, Bro

https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/6082354/my-husband-gave-me-aids-but-i-forgave-him-as-his-gay-sauna-romps-were-partly-my-fault/

-White People Did It (STD Edition)

https://stuffblackpeopledontlike.blogspot.com/2018/05/los-angeles-times-blames-high-rates-of.html

-Check Please

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/05/11/lil-tay-shows-social-platforms-dont-enforce-age-restrictions.html

BOARISH BEHAVIOR

-Beware Of Rabbits

https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/flaming-rabbit-blamed-for-sparking-saskatchewan-wildfire-1.3921214

-Beware Of Giraffes

http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2018/05/06/award-winning-director-carlos-carvalho-dies-after-giraffe-head-butts-him/

-Beware Of Deputies

http://www.cbs46.com/story/38137493/deputies-forced-to-fatally-shoot-wild-boar-attacking-animals

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May 7, 2018

On this voyage of the houseboat, Based Atlanta is outed as Mossad by his headset, Roscoe renegotiates our contract with Russia, and everyone decides to skip Burger King for dinner.

-Wooderson On Pulling Out

-Stone Tries To Catch A Buzz With Trump

http://cbs12.com/news/local/man-arrested-after-flying-to-palm-beach-to-smoke-a-joint-with-president-trump

-How Not To Beat A Drug Test

http://www.azfamily.com/story/38121156/woman-cited-after-urine-explodes-in-7-eleven-microwave

-Baltimore Kids Can't Count

http://foxbaltimore.com/news/project-baltimore/13-baltimore-city-high-schools-zero-students-proficient-in-math

-Chimpin' At The BK

http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2018/05/01/arundel-mills-mall-brawl-burger-king/

-Florida Man Experiences Excellence In Journalism

http://cbs12.com/news/local/suspect-arrested-for-reportedly-attacking-man-with-a-sledgehammer

-Sorostitutes Dindu Nuffin

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5678351/AKA-sorority-accused-running-sex-ring-pimping-pledges.html

66-Terms Of Fair Use #54

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIhI_zCJgZcueo3XDSNChUA/featured

-Got You Covered Like A Jimmy Hat, Bitch

https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/ne95dm/how-to-be-a-white-ally-to-people-of-color

-Not Even Jerry Springer

http://military.trendolizer.com/2018/05/soldiers-wife-sells-baby-during-deployment.html

-No Help From Cuck Island

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5695311/Foul-mouthed-Army-instructor-faces-court-martial-reducing-female-recruit-tears.html

-China Supports Hot Girl

http://www.scmp.com/news/china/society/article/2144207/qipao-us-prom-wins-support-china-after-internet-backlash

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Apr 30, 2018

On this episode, Roscoe wears a dashiki as the houseboat sets sail with Wooderson and one Mr. James Allsup.  Also a bunch of bonus content that you will like and enjoy or we will frame you in some fajita-related matter with Kanye.

-Niacin Posting

-Don't Mess With Texas

-Don't Shoot Your Neighbors

-Comey Don't Play That

-Allison's List

https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2018/04/a-running-list-of-the-women-allison-mack-attempted-to-recruit-to-nxivm

-Strange Small Fascination

https://yournewswire.com/smallville-star-sold-children-rothschilds-clintons/

-A Lot Of Fajitas

http://www.oregonlive.com/today/index.ssf/2018/04/texas_man_stole_12m_of_fajitas.html

1:11 - Terms Of Fair Use

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oAHwZKPKhY

-Bad Lifting Advice

-My Beige Jewish Son

https://www.today.com/parents/why-i-hope-my-mixed-race-son-doesnt-stay-white-1D80301933

-Wooderson's Quick Story

-Nice Hat, Get Out

https://nypost.com/2018/04/25/judge-bars-are-allowed-to-throw-out-trump-supporters/

-We Don't Know How Subway Murders Work

https://nypost.com/2018/04/22/man-wearing-maga-hat-shoves-stranger-onto-subway-tracks/

-Sanctioned Combat

BOARISH BEHAVIOR

-I'd love to go but I don't think I can get the time off

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2018/04/22/man-bitten-by-shark-bear-snake-in-less-than-4-years.html

-Really Really Gnarly Bros

https://huckberry.com/journal/posts/man-kills-grizzly-with-hands-and-teeth

-Robot Pigs

https://nypost.com/2018/04/27/scientists-can-now-keep-a-pigs-brain-alive-outside-of-its-body/

-White Power

Find James Allsup at @amfirstmedia, on gab @realjamesallsup, or zuckcucked at facebook.com/realjamesallsup/

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Apr 23, 2018

This week aboard the houseboat, Based Atlanta is fascinated with crazy people and Walrus Aurelius teaches us about the Spanish Inquisition.

-Smothered And Covered Hashbrowns

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/04/22/waffle-house-shooting-leaves-3-dead-4-wounded-gunman-sought.html

https://www.newschannel5.com/news/what-we-know-about-waffle-house-mass-shooting-suspect

-Maybe Not Steakhouses Either

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2018/04/21/as-his-daughter-sat-on-his-lap-a-father-was-fatally-stabbed-by-a-homeless-stranger-police-said/

-She Ain't Messin With A Woke Nigga

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5642543/Kanye-Wests-tweets-admiration-controversial-YouTuber-Candace-Owens.html

-When The Boar Mauls Spectre For Low Hanging Fruit

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/starbucks-arrest-rashon-nelson-donte-robinson-feared-for-their-lives/

-Beaks And Sex Cult Leaders

https://pagesix.com/2018/04/21/how-allison-mack-tried-to-lure-me-into-a-sex-cult/

41m - Terms Of Fair Use

-Anybody Seen Tuck?

-Where'd The Other Two Go?

https://www.news4jax.com/news/30-rounds-fired-by-ar15-in-florida-home-invasion-shootout

-Stats And Hate Facts

https://www.dailywire.com/news/29724/narrative-fail-uncovered-surveys-cdc-failed-make-ryan-saavedra

-Negros In London

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2018/04/21/surgeon-violence-london-africa-carnage/

-The Mouth Is For Eating

http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2018/04/18/ugandan-president-seeks-ban-oral-sex-mouth-eating/

BOARISH BEHAVIOR

-My Job Is To Kill Hogs

http://www.savannahnow.com/news/20180420/my-job-is-to-kill-hogs-marksman-helping-save-sea-turtles-more-on-ossabaw-island

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Apr 18, 2018

In this episode Walrus guides Roscoe through steak preparation.

 

-Roswells, Old Friend

https://www.reviewjournal.com/local/local-nevada/pahrump-based-radio-host-art-bell-dies-at-72/

-Dingo Lives Matter

http://money.cnn.com/2018/04/09/technology/fake-black-lives-matter-facebook-page/index.html

-He Looks Huwhite To Me

http://www.newsobserver.com/news/politics-government/politics-columns-blogs/under-the-dome/article208504129.html

-Uppity Politician

http://www.theamericanmirror.com/wi-dem-legislator-berates-bank-teller-as-house-nier-for-refusing-to-cash-check/

-Who Threw That Ham At Me?

https://www.circa.com/story/2018/04/09/whoa/a-man-is-in-jail-after-assaulting-another-man-with-a-watermelon

-Potential Future Ex-Wife With A Record

http://abcnews.go.com/US/tennessee-college-student-defends-gun-toting-graduation-photo/story?id=54342711

https://conservativetribune.com/remember-the-girl-abc-journalists-called-the-cops-on-her/

-Heaven In A Box

https://munchies.vice.com/en_us/article/vbxpyy/crossfit-meat-box

39-Terms Of Fair Use

https://pewtube.com/user/FairUse/lNiMqME?autoplay=off

-Losing The Cold War, One Painting At A Time

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/modern-art-was-cia-weapon-1578808.html

-Deafening Fish Sex

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5198177/Fish-orgies-deafen-dolphins-scientists-warn.html

-Why God Invented Machine Guns

https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/11/americas/transgender-migrant-caravan/index.html

-Drag Queens Kicked Off The Progressive Stack

https://www.dailywire.com/news/29300/pride-parade-bans-drag-queens-over-fears-theyll-emily-zanotti

-Normal Asian Dude

https://tylerpaper.com/news/local/tyler-man-known-as-the-asian-nazi-arrested-by-u/article_289031fe-3bfb-11e8-9cb8-e729a7c76021.html

-Pedo Hunter

https://www.adn.com/alaska-news/crime-courts/2016/07/27/man-charged-with-assaulting-3-people-in-anchorage/

-Art Related Kvetching

https://www.timesofisrael.com/how-would-the-world-look-if-the-nazis-won-hitlers-hollywood-gives-a-glimpse/

BOARISH BEHAVIOR

-Denmark Builds A "Wild Boar" Fence

https://www.globalmeatnews.com/Article/2018/03/22/Danish-government-to-build-wild-boar-fence

 

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Apr 9, 2018

This week Walrus Aurelius and Based Atlanta join the houseboat as we test the hypothesis that cake is a reasonable replacement for prep.

 

0 - Pitbull Posting

4 - Fake and Gay Week

9 - And Then They Came For Aristotle

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/made-by-history/wp/2018/04/06/aristotle-father-of-scientific-racism/

25 - Black man does black things

http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/04/black-man-chases-terrified-asian-woman-alley-prove-black-people-not-threat-7440435/

30 - Colored people are dumb

http://freebeacon.com/politics/florida-dems-call-dnc-members-resignation-alleged-racist-comments/

34 - Same topic, more sandbags

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/04/ohio-teens-killed-man-throwing-sandbag-off-overpass-avoid-juvenile-detention/

40 - Putin is our guy

http://www.newsweek.com/russias-antifa-being-tortured-and-detained-putins-shadowy-security-service-874087

43 - Terms Of Fair Use

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HQBlTypL-c

47 - Dems Are The Real Anti-Semites

http://thefederalist.com/2018/04/06/why-does-the-left-get-a-pass-on-anti-semitism/

57 - Autism Simulator

https://kotaku.com/to-buy-all-of-this-games-dlc-youll-need-over-2-000-1412153921

68 - Have You Seen My Red Yarn?

80 - REE and React - A creative dirty whore

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/06/style/modern-love-sleeping-with-married-men-infidelity.html

88 - Boarish Behavior - Based Poles

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/03/14/poland-build-one-worlds-longest-fences-keep-marauding-boars/

 

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Apr 4, 2018

Bryden Proctor swims up the houseboat to avoid getting doxxed like Ricky Vaughn in an edition of the houseboat that is VERY fast paced (it rained a lot recently so shit happens.)

0 - DMX vs IRS

https://breaking911.com/breaking-rapper-dmx-sentenced-to-prison-by-new-york-judge/

4 - NRA thanks you

https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/28/us/nra-donations-spike-parkland-shooting-trnd/index.html

7 - Definitely Hijab

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-youtube-shooter-20180403-story.html

15 - London's superior safety

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/london-murder-rate-overtakes-new-york-for-first-time-ever-after-spate-of-fatal-stabbings-and-a3803566.html

27 - Vacation Souvenirs

http://www.bbc.com/news/health-43571120

32 - You Laugh - You Lose: Do you want to continue the white race with me?

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/d35z5a/inside-the-alt-rights-violent-obsession-with-white-sharia-war-brides

46 - Heretical Pope

https://www.vox.com/2018/3/30/17179952/pope-francis-hell-vatican-interview-scalfari-italian

http://sspx.org/en

1:08 - Terms Of Fair Use

https://youtu.be/8HQBlTypL-c

1:18 - Diversity Enrichment Update

1:24 - Byden Blows Up The World

https://www.spreaker.com/user/spectrechannel/fixed-right-to-bryden-s02e44-shallnotdon

1:39 - My Future Ex-Wife

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/scottish-woman-crowned-miss-hitler-2016-at-disturbing-neo-nazi-pageant-173609262.html

1:45 - Still Looks Like A Man

https://www.cnn.com/2017/03/13/health/abortion-texas-lawmaker-trnd/index.html

1:48 - Gone Extinct

http://fox61.com/2018/03/25/gone-extinct-animatronic-t-rex-bursts-into-flames/

1:54 - Every Mans Dream

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/03/30/598263399/36-year-old-accountant-called-in-as-emergency-nhl-goalie-and-he-crushed-it

2:07 - Rooish Behavior

https://buckrail.com/first-90-kangaroos-released-in-wyoming/

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Mar 26, 2018

Based Atlanta jumps into the water and swims to his wife mid-show and then breaking cat-related bombshells drop!  You don't want to miss this one folks!

03 - RIP in Peace Mr. Bateman

23 - Stone’s Black Dick

27 - Jew Funded Queer Kids Walk

40 - Chasing Pussy is Terrible

55 - Terms Of Fair Use

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yCBiqdYGZ8

1:03 - The Left Hates Cats (Also, We’re Famous)

https://www.texasmonthly.com/news/the-battle-of-the-blue-cat-cafe/

1:44 - Woody's Upbringing

1:52 - What If Women Thought It Was Cool To Be Prudes

2:00 - Boarish Behavior

http://www.newsweek.com/wild-boars-japan-population-ages-disappears-839048

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Mar 19, 2018

This week on the Great American Houseboat, Based Atlanta joins in to welcome Woody back (with a new metal plate in his arm!)

0 - Merry Christmas

4- WAUCONDA!

http://wgntv.com/2018/02/24/wauconda-il-is-not-wakanda-but-black-panther-fans-are-pretending-it-is/

22 - Gun Control is Zio-Bullshit

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2018/03/16/teen-gun-protest-funded-promoted-dozens-left-wingers-including-george-soros-backed-moveon-org/

33 - Molon Labe

42 - The Righteous Mind

http://a.co/dvbZ75A

54 - Terms Of Fair Use

https://youtu.be/2MBzzjDSMK4

1:03 - The Benefits Of Being Alt-Right

1:13 - Hydra Dominatus

1:22 - “Das Races” Not An Argument

1:36 - Hey Morgan Reach Out

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Mar 12, 2018

0 - Fully Automated Warbride Space Houseboat Piracy

4 - Medicinal Meth

http://www.kob.com/albuquerque-news/woman-tries-to-trick-authorities-with-prescription-for-medical-meth/4815715/

8 - Weird Little Bugman

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2018/03/10/style/the-man-who-knew-too-little.html

23 - Weird Canadians and the Easter Bunny

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/easter-bunny-charter-rights-1.4566680

30 - College Kids are dumb

http://www.idsnews.com/article/2018/03/editorial-toxicmasc-022718

44 - Gunsplaining

http://freebeacon.com/issues/reporters-complain-nra-gunsplaining-bullying-insisting-use-correct-terminology/

50 - Emma Watson is dumb

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2018/03/05/emma-watson-displays-times-up-tattoo-at-vanity-fair-oscar-party-but-social-media-users-point-out-grammatical-error.html

57 - Ben Cohen is a bad neighbor

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5459291/Co-founder-Ben-Jerrys-ice-cream-empire-arrested.html

1:04 - Terms of Fair Use

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02w8xSKwugM

1:19 - Nerve agent attack?  Wash your clothes!

http://wgme.com/news/nation-world/uk-urges-public-to-wash-clothes-after-nerve-agent-attack

1:25 - Call the embassy

http://thegatewaypundit.com/2018/03/martin-sellner-brittney-pettibone-detained-uk/

https://uk.usembassy.gov/u-s-citizen-services/contact-us-citizen-services/

1:46 - Jewish Money For Gun Control

https://downtrend.com/donn-marten/california-billionaire-is-hidden-hand-behind-florida-protests/

1:54 - Vlad Names The Jew

https://www.thedailybeast.com/putin-maybe-jews-are-behind-us-election-meddling

2:04 - Spaget Over It

https://theintercept.com/2018/03/06/landslide-win-italian-candidate-promised-defend-white-race/

2:14 - BOARISH BEHAVIOR - A10 Uber Alles

https://theintercept.com/2018/03/06/landslide-win-italian-candidate-promised-defend-white-race/

2:20 - Hail The Boar

https://coconuts.co/kl/news/boar-charges-mosque-attacking-worshipers-evening-prayers/

Feb 26, 2018

Houseboat's going to battle against demons!

02 - Sheriff Sheriff Star
https://nypost.com/2018/02/25/florida-sheriff-refuses-to-resign-during-heated-cnn-interview/


16 - Nuke The Demons
https://mobile.nytimes.com/2018/01/23/world/asia/afghanistan-military-abuse.html

33 - Kosher Pharmaceuticals
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5418127/Gang-accused-selling-fake-prescription-drugs.html

37 - More Demons
http://abc13.com/3108320/?sf182503683=1

42 - Chainsaw Fight
http://fox8.com/2018/02/21/two-arrested-in-chainsaw-fight-at-akron-home/

47 - Terms Of Fair Use
https://pewtube.com/user/FairUse/47lwVd9

58 - Thing wins at girls wrestling
https://nypost.com/2018/02/25/transgender-boy-wins-girls-state-wrestling-title-for-second-time/

1:04 - Win Big at Curling
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-olympics-2018-doping-verdict/russian-curling-medalist-guilty-of-doping-violation-says-cas-idUSKCN1G60RB

1:06 - Free Donuts
https://www.click2houston.com/news/drive-thru-ambush-at-shipley-do-nuts-caught-on-camera

1:09 - Quanell X
http://abc13.com/quanell-x-accused-of-taking-money-then-disappearing-in-lawsuit/3121466/

https://m.beaumontenterprise.com/news/houston-texas/article/Quanell-X-advocacy-misconduct-allegations-12639267.php

1:18 - Serial Flasher
http://abc13.com/san-antonio-flasher-getting-bolder/3125089/

1:22 - Filthy Jewish Whore
https://babe.net/2018/02/21/ive-cheated-on-every-guy-ive-ever-dated-and-i-dont-feel-even-a-little-bit-sorry-37120

1:37 - Deport Penis Neato
https://www.click2houston.com/news/politics/wh-official-pea-nieto-calls-off-visit-to-white-house-after-confrontational-call-with-trump

1:39 - PM Zoolander Goes To India
https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/9kzgwy/justin-trudeaus-celebrity-schtick-has-finally-blown-up-in-his-face

1:52 - Join the NRA, Get Your CCW
https://membership.nra.org/Join/Annuals

1:57 - BOARISH BEHAVIOR - Man mistaken for wild boar shot dead
http://www.theborneopost.com/2018/02/24/man-mistaken-for-wild-boar-shot-dead/

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Feb 19, 2018

This week Walrus Aurelius sets sail with the houseboat for a discussion about how great the deep state is among other things.

 

0 - White Police Encounters

15 - Our girl risks harming her purse

https://pagesix.com/2018/02/15/socialite-busted-in-alleged-jew-bashing-beatdown-shows-off-injury-in-court/

https://pagesix.com/2018/01/09/socialite-in-alleged-jew-bashing-meltdown-says-shes-the-victim/

28 - Loving daughter arranged ride for friends

https://www.click2houston.com/news/teens-arrested-for-carjacking-vehicle-leading-police-on-chase

35 - Girl’s can’t throw #WarOnStandards

http://tribunistdaily.com/index.php/2018/02/16/us-army-ditches-grenade-throwing-requirement-because-too-many-recruits-cant-throw-far-enough/

49 - Extra risky orgies for the mentally ill

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/sex-relationships/sex/sex-roulette-parties-one-person-7985975

53 - Terms Of Fair Use

1:03 - Florida Man

1:08 - FBI too busy to stop school shooting

https://nypost.com/2018/02/18/trump-says-fbi-missed-school-shooting-because-of-russia-investigation/

1:18 - Deep Six Deep State

http://thehill.com/opinion/white-house/373379-federal-abuses-a-growing-blight-on-obamas-legacy

1:50 - Dropping off food is hard (unless you’re Chinese)

1:58 - BOARISH BEHAVIOR - Giant pig not named Heather

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/xw5yn3/wow-that-is-a-big-pig-vgtrn

2:05 - Based Duterte

https://on.rt.com/8yze

 

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Intro music by Sword and Bolter

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Feb 12, 2018

This week the houseboat crew picks fights at the gym, get inspired by Pakistani intelligence, and find more uses for shovels.

0 - ISO Bobs and Vagine, Will Trade State Secrets

https://www.rt.com/news/418371-indian-pilot-spying-honeytrap/

5 - Race and IQ for Highschool Students

http://www.sacbee.com/news/local/education/article199440204.html

(Seriously bro, get in touch! We know you listen.)

37 - 5 Billion For Elon

http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-hy-musk-subsidies-20150531-story.html

44 - SHOCK: Assad didn’t gas his own people

http://www.newsweek.com/now-mattis-admits-there-was-no-evidence-assad-using-poison-gas-his-people-801542

52 - ExoFest 2018

55 - Terms of Fair Use

https://pewtube.com/user/FairUse/0xrPd5R?autoplay=off

1:07 Bladerunner Brunch - #WarOnStandards

1:19 - Are you on this?

1:24 - A Shovel Ready Project

http://www.elleuk.com/life-and-culture/culture/articles/a41425/cheated-with-my-rapist/

1:41 - If you believe The NY Times, Kill Yourself

1:53 - #ShallNotCensor

http://animeright.news/zanting/paul-nehlen-permanently-suspended-by-twitter/

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Feb 5, 2018

This week The Man in the Great White Hat fills in for Stone as we welcome Dark Enlightenment on board the Great American Houseboat!

0:02 - Watergate Times Six Million / A Century of Lies
0:15 - Innovation is Diversity’s Greatest Strength
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-01-22/south-korea-tops-global-innovation-ranking-again-as-u-s-falls
0:31 - Diversity Tax Refund
http://beaumontenterprise.com/news/article/DA-drops-charges-in-convenience-store-killing-12534669.php
0:41 - Future Bats
0:50 - ExoFest
0:55 - Fair Use
1:01 - START B
1:07 - The Hatchback Life
1:13 - Sexy Big Richard
1:27 - Wear Polo
1:32 - REE and laugh - Silly Nigger Faggots, Craft Beer Is for SWPLs
https://munchies.vice.com/en_us/article/yw59nv/owner-of-queer-black-owned-brewery-says-white-supremacy-led-to-its-closure
1:54 - Dear White People
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/kwzjvz/dear-white-people-please-stop-pretending-reverse-racism-is-real
2:02 - Boarish Behavior - Boars Greet Chinese
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5339407/Horrifying-moment-wild-boar-attacks-villagers-China.html
2:06 - Bye!

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Jan 29, 2018

This week we have a fantastically organized show with a bunch of links.  Please enjoy topics including big heads, Mean Girls, lying kikes, and Chinese Hip Hop.

2 - White Power PC
4 - What are you going to do? Stab me?
http://m.nbc12.com/story/37310247/stabbing-victims-may-have-been-targeted-for-racist-shirts
8 - Conservative men less shitty than leftists
https://www.counter-currents.com/2018/01/why-we-are-so-good-looking/
15 - Big Head = Brain, also get a doggo.
https://www.simplemost.com/big-headed-babies-likely-intelligent/
24 - Black Cocks From Shitholes
https://news.vice.com/en_us/article/ev5kk7/trump-immigration-cbc-shithole-racism
28 - Jay-Z BTFO
https://www.cnn.com/2018/01/27/us/jay-z-van-jones-on-trump-cnntv/index.html
36 - You’d never guess how 69% Britbong THOTs describe themselves
https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/j5p7ky/nice-69-percent-of-teen-girls-identify-as-feminist
41 - 24 Year Old Teenagers
https://i-d.vice.com/en_us/article/ev598p/were-teenagers-until-24-now-psychologists-say
42 - Mean Girls is Lord of the Flies
48 - Wander The Wilderness No Longer
50 - Terms of Fair Use

52:30 - Start Second Hour
54 - Herman Rosenblat is a lying kike
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SQWB36uKkw
1:04 Joseph Hirt is a lying kike
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jun/24/holocaust-survivor-lied-joseph-hirt-auschwitz
1:17 Passing out Yellow Stars to sports media
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_sportscasters_and_promoters
1:20 China now hip-hop free!
https://www.hiphoplately.com/china-has-banned-hip-hop-and-hip-hop-culture-from-tv/
1:24 Sheboon inconvenienced by devices preventing her from robbing Walmart
http://www.newsweek.com/walmart-segregation-racial-discrimination-beauty-products-792931
1:34 BOARISH BEHAVIOR
https://www.ktbs.com/news/packs-of-wild-boar-raid-southern-university-at-shreveport-caught/article_733be104-fc17-11e7-8d0b-3b2df47f65c5.html
1:37 Planet Fitness is gym methadone
https://www.t-nation.com/opinion/planet-fitness-nightmare
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Jan 25, 2018

Happy Wednesday, Emperor's Faithful! Walrus and Roscoe are joined this time by a special guest: Dark Enlightenment (@enlightdark) to discuss where 40k comes from, how it was started by a bunch of shitlibs, and how (like all great things created by terrible people) we co-opted their shitty irony-posting into full, unironic Fascism!

Break Music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy-sVTaZRPk

We close out the second hour with a discussion of cultural creation, why most modern cultural content is shit, and what we're doing here on the Right to bring back the cultural and artistic achievements of our ancestors!

Outro
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Jan 23, 2018

All aboard! This week Walrus Aurelius sits in as we host friend of the show and hero the people, Pete Teft. 

12 - Power Disparities

14 - The Media Overall

15:30 - Spicy Memes

22 - Print My Letters

29 - GOP is what it is/They can’t ignore us forever

32 - The Dox Tuna Can

41 - Hating Fathers

49 - White Space Marine Pledge

49:45 -Terms of Fair Use
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56 - Back with Donations

1:01 - 40k

1:06 - Facebook Cheese Pizza/Police

1:13 - North Dakota Exists/Sovereign Citizens

1:15 - Foundational Books

1:19 - Football

1:25 - Hi Jay Oh

1:26 - More football

1:34 - Esoteric Football

1:37 - Lee and Jackson Birthday

1:40 - Find Pete

1:42 - BOARISH BEHAVIOR

1:47 - Boars demand Nehlen

1:49 - Find Walrus, Find Roscoe, Goodbye!

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Jan 18, 2018

Emperor's Blessing, honored servants. Roscoe and I decided to try something new and do a more laid back episode this time, talking about the Space Marine Augmentation process and some examples of how even Space Marines can end up subject to mutation, given the right circumstances. We kinda devolve into Fabius-posting at the end, but we hope you enjoy something a bit less structured and a bit more conversational than usual!

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Jan 15, 2018

0:00:00 Introductions

0:02:30 NPI doesn't mean what you think it does

0:05:45 Houston City Problems

0:09:04 Primes for Content... #BrokenPromises

0:11:10 Nippon Waifus... Buy Pussy High Sell Low

0:17:30 Automatic Bug Zappers

0:35:40 Serious Tradition Jamming

0:43:45 "Forward" Talk about Jews

0:54:15 We get to have a race war, are you not entertained?

0:57:00 Wherever the Butthole is, there's the butt

0:57:35 Terms of Fair Use 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1UowLi8g3Y

1:10:00 2nd Hour

1:25:00 Generational Posting

1:35:00 Roscoe White Knights for Loretta Lynn, wants to brawl 1:37:00 Ree & React - The Feminist Cuck

1:45:00 ...

2:00:00 ...

2:03:00 Still doing this

2:13:00 Palette Cleanser - Boarish Behavior

2:19:00 Closing Remarks

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