Mr. Warthog and Mr. Walrus very tasty, funny guy Mr. Jones.
-Our X Is Still Giving It To Ya
-A Sad Day In Kentucky
-The Smartest Biped In Africa, Dead At 46
-Get Fucked? Have A Burger!
-What If The Car Consents?
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/kansas-man-charged-for-tailpipe-tryst-762953
-Monica's Lunch
http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/bill-clinton/lewinsky-tossed-salad-657901
-Jews Hate White Families Redux
-Every Single Time
58-Terms Of Fair Use
https://pewtube.com/user/FairUse/2lORHJO
-I *HEART* Cory
-Don Cheatle In Whiteface
-The Check Is In The Mail
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James Allsup hits the houseboat after a busy week to remind Roscoe, Walrus, and Based Atlanta to specify which Rockwell we're referring to and encourage everyone to go to their local GOP meeting (and bring your friends!)
When there is no more room in hell, Roscoe Jones shall walk the other hell.
-Allsup: Basshead and Carpenter
-Bitch Is Crazy
http://nationalpost.com/news/canada/music-student-must-pay-for-sabotaging-boyfriends-clarinet-career
-Based Russian MP
https://www.yahoo.com/news/russian-mp-warns-against-sex-140646861.html
-Mile High Rusted Root
-Robot Rape-A-Thon
https://sputniknews.com/amp/viral/201806171065487227-sex-robots-behavior-improvement/
-I'll Stick With Water, Thanks
https://www.vice.com/amp/en_us/article/gykmn7/legal-ethical-cannibalism-human-meat-tacos-reddit-wtf
1:12-Vintage Terms Of Fair Use
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8A_p12Fjxo
-Win Without Firing A Single Shot
REEEEEEE (ready your trashcans!)
-Eggs!
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/bnpv85/the-emerging-fetish-of-laying-alien-eggs-inside-yourself
-The Splorch! (WARNING: LINK NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR LIFE IN GENERAL)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcfWCIi1vMg
-Buckle Up, It's Time To Learn About Dog Rape
-Sprinkling Of Shitlib Tears
http://www.sfweekly.com/topstories/editors-note-we-have-to-deplatform-the-right/
-If
http://www.kiplingsociety.co.uk/poems_if.htm
BOARISH BEHAVIOR
-Badass Grandma
https://fundly.com/let-s-help-dede?ft_pid=xuaeiyxn
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As the official Alt-Right podcast on women's vaginal maintenance, we encourage you to grab your trashcan and set sail! This week on the houseboat Walrus has big brained ideas about not becoming the boar. Also, we learn to not let a $10 sundress cost you tens of thousands in child support. Some other things come up as well.
Only in America can you be born a poor black boy and die a rich white woman.
-Ching Chong Chad
-Allsup For President
https://amp.thedailybeast.com/charlottesville-hate-marcher-elected-by-republican-party
-Taxation Is Theft
https://hotair.com/archives/2018/06/06/feds-spending-350k-see-lesbians-using-right-contraception/
-GTA IRL
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-news-suspect-lsd-grand-theft-auto-20180606-story.html
-Something Something Incel
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/unmaking-of-an-incel_us_5b11a9aee4b0d5e89e1fb519
-Chris-Chan
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLIWyk0qHIHFKO12ElOzxVkUkPWGUMxymx
-Bryden's D&D Character Sheet
-Adam and Eve, Not Adam and Steve
-Ex-Crossfit CEO /ourguy/
-LGBT Acceptance In Africa
https://zimbabwe-today.com/gay-baboon-terrorises-villagers-in-southafrica-rapes-5-men/
1:12 - Terms Of Fair Use
-REE And React: The Girl Chose To Be Retarded
https://thoughtcatalog.com/january-nelson/2018/06/blue-waffle/
-Something Actually Wholesome: Country Time Lemonade
https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2018/jun/7/country-time-lemonade-to-pay-fines-when-officials-/
-Sexist Chairs
https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/j5a753/design-bias-conference-chairs
-Toby Does Politics
-We Think They've Lost Their Minds (Still, God Bless Jim Webb)
BOARISH BEHAVIOR
-"Wild boars attack UP farmer, chew his genital"
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This week Roscoe and Walrus are joined by Ron yelling up from the engine room. Some of it comes through.
-Chad On Display
https://www.sacbee.com/news/nation-world/national/article212197919.html
-Some People Need To Be Bullied
https://www.yahoo.com/news/congressional-candidate-virginia-admits-pedophile-011921211.html
-Bunk Pot In CO
http://www.kktv.com/content/news/Sheriffs-Office-spends--484000921.html
-Help Out Mom
-How To Turn Your Like New Vagina Into A Lemon
https://www.teenvogue.com/story/how-to-keep-your-vagina-healthy-all-summer
-Big Government Dictates How To Roast Marshmallows Properly
http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2018/05/29/do-not-roast-marshmallows-over-erupting-hawaii-volcano/
-Cockroach Titty
http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2018/05/25/insect-milk-dairy-superfood/
1:00-Terms Of Fair Use
https://pewtube.com/user/FairUse/0XLvgc1
-CA GOP Is Full Nazi Now
-Ur "church" Is Gay
http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-dont-call-police-church-20180530-story.html
-Smelly CA
http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2018/05/31/california-water-limits/
-MA Is For ISIS
https://www.dailywire.com/news/31378/town-tells-business-remove-excessive-american-joseph-curl
-Nohomo
https://www.8shit.net/man-best-friend-nohomo-4/
-Pitbull Genocide When?
https://www.wpxi.com/news/top-stories/pit-bull-shot-dead-after-attacking-girl-police-say/760352474
-Uppity Things That Aren't Niggers In Philly
https://www.phillymag.com/news/2018/05/31/peacocks-escape-philadelphia-zoo/
-No Fun In Bergkamen
-Ron Gonna Give It To You
BOARISH BEHAVIOR
-That's A Big Boar
http://www.tuscaloosanews.com/news/20180526/outdoors-big-boars-can-be-big-nuisance
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Jay-Oh swims up to the houseboat for a new and exciting format. Don't miss it!
-Wooderson Goes Grocery Shopping
-Go Into Residential Housing Construction
42-Terms Of Fair Use
https://pewtube.com/user/FairUse/ii141dj
-Conquerers Not Thieves
-Who you think *owns* the press?
-Mussels Get Their Parole Revoked
https://www.rt.com/usa/427756-us-opioid-crisis-seattle-mussels/
-Ching Chong Rice Wing Wong Africa Ping Pong
-Bad Ass Science Teacher
-Two More Guys With Guns Saving The Day
http://cnn.com/2018/05/25/us/portland-hit-and-run/index.html
Byron De La Vandal and Paddy Tarleton - Robert Cobb of Dixie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83bTGT_QB60
-Jewish Jokes (Figured it out in 4)
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/seven-signs-that-your-mans-masculinity-is-nontoxic
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Production Note: There were no notes because of Yuengling.
First Segment has Walrus, Bryden and Roscoe's witty banter. There's a live (single one-and-only) take of Fair Use, and then an audience segment.
I don't remember any of it. Enjoy!
Bonus Music: Byron De La Vandal - Persian Girl
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This week on the houseboat Roscoe and Woody are alone to talk about recovering from broken bones like a man and easy methods for getting dick in your water bottle.
-Lifting and Sports Talk
-Our Hot First Lady's Successful Husband
-A Reassuring Exchange
https://www.firstthings.com/web-exclusives/2018/05/the-dark-secret-of-saint-marys-college
-Needs Rope
-More Fish Sex
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/why-is-fish-sex-hot-now_us_5ae77ae2e4b04aa23f2618b9
1:02 - Terms Of Fair Use
https://pewtube.com/user/FairUse/BSyh72U?autoplay=off
-Woody's Bone Med, Now With Healing Crystals
https://newrepublic.com/article/148190/know-healing-crystals-come-from
REEEEEEEEE
-Poz Her Up, Bro
-White People Did It (STD Edition)
https://stuffblackpeopledontlike.blogspot.com/2018/05/los-angeles-times-blames-high-rates-of.html
-Check Please
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/05/11/lil-tay-shows-social-platforms-dont-enforce-age-restrictions.html
BOARISH BEHAVIOR
-Beware Of Rabbits
https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/flaming-rabbit-blamed-for-sparking-saskatchewan-wildfire-1.3921214
-Beware Of Giraffes
-Beware Of Deputies
http://www.cbs46.com/story/38137493/deputies-forced-to-fatally-shoot-wild-boar-attacking-animals
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On this voyage of the houseboat, Based Atlanta is outed as Mossad by his headset, Roscoe renegotiates our contract with Russia, and everyone decides to skip Burger King for dinner.
-Wooderson On Pulling Out
-Stone Tries To Catch A Buzz With Trump
-How Not To Beat A Drug Test
http://www.azfamily.com/story/38121156/woman-cited-after-urine-explodes-in-7-eleven-microwave
-Baltimore Kids Can't Count
-Chimpin' At The BK
http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2018/05/01/arundel-mills-mall-brawl-burger-king/
-Florida Man Experiences Excellence In Journalism
http://cbs12.com/news/local/suspect-arrested-for-reportedly-attacking-man-with-a-sledgehammer
-Sorostitutes Dindu Nuffin
66-Terms Of Fair Use #54
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIhI_zCJgZcueo3XDSNChUA/featured
-Got You Covered Like A Jimmy Hat, Bitch
https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/ne95dm/how-to-be-a-white-ally-to-people-of-color
-Not Even Jerry Springer
http://military.trendolizer.com/2018/05/soldiers-wife-sells-baby-during-deployment.html
-No Help From Cuck Island
-China Supports Hot Girl
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On this episode, Roscoe wears a dashiki as the houseboat sets sail with Wooderson and one Mr. James Allsup. Also a bunch of bonus content that you will like and enjoy or we will frame you in some fajita-related matter with Kanye.
-Niacin Posting
-Don't Mess With Texas
-Don't Shoot Your Neighbors
-Comey Don't Play That
-Allison's List
-Strange Small Fascination
https://yournewswire.com/smallville-star-sold-children-rothschilds-clintons/
-A Lot Of Fajitas
http://www.oregonlive.com/today/index.ssf/2018/04/texas_man_stole_12m_of_fajitas.html
1:11 - Terms Of Fair Use
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oAHwZKPKhY
-Bad Lifting Advice
-My Beige Jewish Son
https://www.today.com/parents/why-i-hope-my-mixed-race-son-doesnt-stay-white-1D80301933
-Wooderson's Quick Story
-Nice Hat, Get Out
https://nypost.com/2018/04/25/judge-bars-are-allowed-to-throw-out-trump-supporters/
-We Don't Know How Subway Murders Work
https://nypost.com/2018/04/22/man-wearing-maga-hat-shoves-stranger-onto-subway-tracks/
-Sanctioned Combat
BOARISH BEHAVIOR
-I'd love to go but I don't think I can get the time off
http://www.foxnews.com/science/2018/04/22/man-bitten-by-shark-bear-snake-in-less-than-4-years.html
-Really Really Gnarly Bros
https://huckberry.com/journal/posts/man-kills-grizzly-with-hands-and-teeth
-Robot Pigs
https://nypost.com/2018/04/27/scientists-can-now-keep-a-pigs-brain-alive-outside-of-its-body/
-White Power
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This week aboard the houseboat, Based Atlanta is fascinated with crazy people and Walrus Aurelius teaches us about the Spanish Inquisition.
-Smothered And Covered Hashbrowns
https://www.newschannel5.com/news/what-we-know-about-waffle-house-mass-shooting-suspect
-Maybe Not Steakhouses Either
-She Ain't Messin With A Woke Nigga
-When The Boar Mauls Spectre For Low Hanging Fruit
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/starbucks-arrest-rashon-nelson-donte-robinson-feared-for-their-lives/
-Beaks And Sex Cult Leaders
https://pagesix.com/2018/04/21/how-allison-mack-tried-to-lure-me-into-a-sex-cult/
41m - Terms Of Fair Use
-Anybody Seen Tuck?
-Where'd The Other Two Go?
https://www.news4jax.com/news/30-rounds-fired-by-ar15-in-florida-home-invasion-shootout
-Stats And Hate Facts
https://www.dailywire.com/news/29724/narrative-fail-uncovered-surveys-cdc-failed-make-ryan-saavedra
-Negros In London
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2018/04/21/surgeon-violence-london-africa-carnage/
-The Mouth Is For Eating
BOARISH BEHAVIOR
-My Job Is To Kill Hogs
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In this episode Walrus guides Roscoe through steak preparation.
-Roswells, Old Friend
https://www.reviewjournal.com/local/local-nevada/pahrump-based-radio-host-art-bell-dies-at-72/
-Dingo Lives Matter
http://money.cnn.com/2018/04/09/technology/fake-black-lives-matter-facebook-page/index.html
-He Looks Huwhite To Me
-Uppity Politician
-Who Threw That Ham At Me?
-Potential Future Ex-Wife With A Record
https://conservativetribune.com/remember-the-girl-abc-journalists-called-the-cops-on-her/
-Heaven In A Box
https://munchies.vice.com/en_us/article/vbxpyy/crossfit-meat-box
39-Terms Of Fair Use
https://pewtube.com/user/FairUse/lNiMqME?autoplay=off
-Losing The Cold War, One Painting At A Time
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/modern-art-was-cia-weapon-1578808.html
-Deafening Fish Sex
-Why God Invented Machine Guns
https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/11/americas/transgender-migrant-caravan/index.html
-Drag Queens Kicked Off The Progressive Stack
https://www.dailywire.com/news/29300/pride-parade-bans-drag-queens-over-fears-theyll-emily-zanotti
-Normal Asian Dude
-Pedo Hunter
-Art Related Kvetching
BOARISH BEHAVIOR
-Denmark Builds A "Wild Boar" Fence
https://www.globalmeatnews.com/Article/2018/03/22/Danish-government-to-build-wild-boar-fence
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This week Walrus Aurelius and Based Atlanta join the houseboat as we test the hypothesis that cake is a reasonable replacement for prep.
0 - Pitbull Posting
4 - Fake and Gay Week
9 - And Then They Came For Aristotle
25 - Black man does black things
30 - Colored people are dumb
http://freebeacon.com/politics/florida-dems-call-dnc-members-resignation-alleged-racist-comments/
34 - Same topic, more sandbags
40 - Putin is our guy
43 - Terms Of Fair Use
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HQBlTypL-c
47 - Dems Are The Real Anti-Semites
http://thefederalist.com/2018/04/06/why-does-the-left-get-a-pass-on-anti-semitism/
57 - Autism Simulator
https://kotaku.com/to-buy-all-of-this-games-dlc-youll-need-over-2-000-1412153921
68 - Have You Seen My Red Yarn?
80 - REE and React - A creative dirty whore
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/06/style/modern-love-sleeping-with-married-men-infidelity.html
88 - Boarish Behavior - Based Poles
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Bryden Proctor swims up the houseboat to avoid getting doxxed like Ricky Vaughn in an edition of the houseboat that is VERY fast paced (it rained a lot recently so shit happens.)
0 - DMX vs IRS
https://breaking911.com/breaking-rapper-dmx-sentenced-to-prison-by-new-york-judge/
4 - NRA thanks you
https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/28/us/nra-donations-spike-parkland-shooting-trnd/index.html
7 - Definitely Hijab
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-youtube-shooter-20180403-story.html
15 - London's superior safety
27 - Vacation Souvenirs
http://www.bbc.com/news/health-43571120
32 - You Laugh - You Lose: Do you want to continue the white race with me?
46 - Heretical Pope
https://www.vox.com/2018/3/30/17179952/pope-francis-hell-vatican-interview-scalfari-italian
1:08 - Terms Of Fair Use
1:18 - Diversity Enrichment Update
1:24 - Byden Blows Up The World
https://www.spreaker.com/user/spectrechannel/fixed-right-to-bryden-s02e44-shallnotdon
1:39 - My Future Ex-Wife
1:45 - Still Looks Like A Man
https://www.cnn.com/2017/03/13/health/abortion-texas-lawmaker-trnd/index.html
1:48 - Gone Extinct
http://fox61.com/2018/03/25/gone-extinct-animatronic-t-rex-bursts-into-flames/
1:54 - Every Mans Dream
2:07 - Rooish Behavior
https://buckrail.com/first-90-kangaroos-released-in-wyoming/
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Based Atlanta jumps into the water and swims to his wife mid-show and then breaking cat-related bombshells drop! You don't want to miss this one folks!
03 - RIP in Peace Mr. Bateman
23 - Stone’s Black Dick
27 - Jew Funded Queer Kids Walk
40 - Chasing Pussy is Terrible
55 - Terms Of Fair Use
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yCBiqdYGZ8
1:03 - The Left Hates Cats (Also, We’re Famous)
https://www.texasmonthly.com/news/the-battle-of-the-blue-cat-cafe/
1:44 - Woody's Upbringing
1:52 - What If Women Thought It Was Cool To Be Prudes
2:00 - Boarish Behavior
http://www.newsweek.com/wild-boars-japan-population-ages-disappears-839048
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This week on the Great American Houseboat, Based Atlanta joins in to welcome Woody back (with a new metal plate in his arm!)
0 - Merry Christmas
4- WAUCONDA!
http://wgntv.com/2018/02/24/wauconda-il-is-not-wakanda-but-black-panther-fans-are-pretending-it-is/
22 - Gun Control is Zio-Bullshit
33 - Molon Labe
42 - The Righteous Mind
54 - Terms Of Fair Use
1:03 - The Benefits Of Being Alt-Right
1:13 - Hydra Dominatus
1:22 - “Das Races” Not An Argument
1:36 - Hey Morgan Reach Out
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0 - Fully Automated Warbride Space Houseboat Piracy
4 - Medicinal Meth
8 - Weird Little Bugman
https://mobile.nytimes.com/2018/03/10/style/the-man-who-knew-too-little.html
23 - Weird Canadians and the Easter Bunny
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/easter-bunny-charter-rights-1.4566680
30 - College Kids are dumb
http://www.idsnews.com/article/2018/03/editorial-toxicmasc-022718
44 - Gunsplaining
50 - Emma Watson is dumb
57 - Ben Cohen is a bad neighbor
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5459291/Co-founder-Ben-Jerrys-ice-cream-empire-arrested.html
1:04 - Terms of Fair Use
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02w8xSKwugM
1:19 - Nerve agent attack? Wash your clothes!
http://wgme.com/news/nation-world/uk-urges-public-to-wash-clothes-after-nerve-agent-attack
1:25 - Call the embassy
http://thegatewaypundit.com/2018/03/martin-sellner-brittney-pettibone-detained-uk/
https://uk.usembassy.gov/u-s-citizen-services/contact-us-citizen-services/
1:46 - Jewish Money For Gun Control
https://downtrend.com/donn-marten/california-billionaire-is-hidden-hand-behind-florida-protests/
1:54 - Vlad Names The Jew
https://www.thedailybeast.com/putin-maybe-jews-are-behind-us-election-meddling
2:04 - Spaget Over It
https://theintercept.com/2018/03/06/landslide-win-italian-candidate-promised-defend-white-race/
2:14 - BOARISH BEHAVIOR - A10 Uber Alles
https://theintercept.com/2018/03/06/landslide-win-italian-candidate-promised-defend-white-race/
2:20 - Hail The Boar
https://coconuts.co/kl/news/boar-charges-mosque-attacking-worshipers-evening-prayers/
Houseboat's going to battle against demons!
02 - Sheriff Sheriff Star
https://nypost.com/2018/02/25/florida-sheriff-refuses-to-resign-during-heated-cnn-interview/
16 - Nuke The Demons
https://mobile.nytimes.com/2018/01/23/world/asia/afghanistan-military-abuse.html
33 - Kosher Pharmaceuticals
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5418127/Gang-accused-selling-fake-prescription-drugs.html
37 - More Demons
http://abc13.com/3108320/?sf182503683=1
42 - Chainsaw Fight
http://fox8.com/2018/02/21/two-arrested-in-chainsaw-fight-at-akron-home/
47 - Terms Of Fair Use
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58 - Thing wins at girls wrestling
https://nypost.com/2018/02/25/transgender-boy-wins-girls-state-wrestling-title-for-second-time/
1:04 - Win Big at Curling
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-olympics-2018-doping-verdict/russian-curling-medalist-guilty-of-doping-violation-says-cas-idUSKCN1G60RB
1:06 - Free Donuts
https://www.click2houston.com/news/drive-thru-ambush-at-shipley-do-nuts-caught-on-camera
1:09 - Quanell X
http://abc13.com/quanell-x-accused-of-taking-money-then-disappearing-in-lawsuit/3121466/
1:18 - Serial Flasher
http://abc13.com/san-antonio-flasher-getting-bolder/3125089/
1:22 - Filthy Jewish Whore
https://babe.net/2018/02/21/ive-cheated-on-every-guy-ive-ever-dated-and-i-dont-feel-even-a-little-bit-sorry-37120
1:37 - Deport Penis Neato
https://www.click2houston.com/news/politics/wh-official-pea-nieto-calls-off-visit-to-white-house-after-confrontational-call-with-trump
1:39 - PM Zoolander Goes To India
https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/9kzgwy/justin-trudeaus-celebrity-schtick-has-finally-blown-up-in-his-face
1:52 - Join the NRA, Get Your CCW
https://membership.nra.org/Join/Annuals
1:57 - BOARISH BEHAVIOR - Man mistaken for wild boar shot dead
http://www.theborneopost.com/2018/02/24/man-mistaken-for-wild-boar-shot-dead/
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This week Walrus Aurelius sets sail with the houseboat for a discussion about how great the deep state is among other things.
0 - White Police Encounters
15 - Our girl risks harming her purse
https://pagesix.com/2018/01/09/socialite-in-alleged-jew-bashing-meltdown-says-shes-the-victim/
28 - Loving daughter arranged ride for friends
https://www.click2houston.com/news/teens-arrested-for-carjacking-vehicle-leading-police-on-chase
35 - Girl’s can’t throw #WarOnStandards
49 - Extra risky orgies for the mentally ill
https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/sex-relationships/sex/sex-roulette-parties-one-person-7985975
53 - Terms Of Fair Use
1:03 - Florida Man
1:08 - FBI too busy to stop school shooting
https://nypost.com/2018/02/18/trump-says-fbi-missed-school-shooting-because-of-russia-investigation/
1:18 - Deep Six Deep State
http://thehill.com/opinion/white-house/373379-federal-abuses-a-growing-blight-on-obamas-legacy
1:50 - Dropping off food is hard (unless you’re Chinese)
1:58 - BOARISH BEHAVIOR - Giant pig not named Heather
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/xw5yn3/wow-that-is-a-big-pig-vgtrn
2:05 - Based Duterte
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This week the houseboat crew picks fights at the gym, get inspired by Pakistani intelligence, and find more uses for shovels.
0 - ISO Bobs and Vagine, Will Trade State Secrets
https://www.rt.com/news/418371-indian-pilot-spying-honeytrap/
5 - Race and IQ for Highschool Students
http://www.sacbee.com/news/local/education/article199440204.html
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37 - 5 Billion For Elon
http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-hy-musk-subsidies-20150531-story.html
44 - SHOCK: Assad didn’t gas his own people
http://www.newsweek.com/now-mattis-admits-there-was-no-evidence-assad-using-poison-gas-his-people-801542
52 - ExoFest 2018
55 - Terms of Fair Use
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1:07 Bladerunner Brunch - #WarOnStandards
1:19 - Are you on this?
1:24 - A Shovel Ready Project
http://www.elleuk.com/life-and-culture/culture/articles/a41425/cheated-with-my-rapist/
1:41 - If you believe The NY Times, Kill Yourself
1:53 - #ShallNotCensor
http://animeright.news/zanting/paul-nehlen-permanently-suspended-by-twitter/
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This week The Man in the Great White Hat fills in for Stone as we welcome Dark Enlightenment on board the Great American Houseboat!
0:02 - Watergate Times Six Million / A Century of Lies
0:15 - Innovation is Diversity’s Greatest Strength
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-01-22/south-korea-tops-global-innovation-ranking-again-as-u-s-falls
0:31 - Diversity Tax Refund
http://beaumontenterprise.com/news/article/DA-drops-charges-in-convenience-store-killing-12534669.php
0:41 - Future Bats
0:50 - ExoFest
0:55 - Fair Use
1:01 - START B
1:07 - The Hatchback Life
1:13 - Sexy Big Richard
1:27 - Wear Polo
1:32 - REE and laugh - Silly Nigger Faggots, Craft Beer Is for SWPLs
https://munchies.vice.com/en_us/article/yw59nv/owner-of-queer-black-owned-brewery-says-white-supremacy-led-to-its-closure
1:54 - Dear White People
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/kwzjvz/dear-white-people-please-stop-pretending-reverse-racism-is-real
2:02 - Boarish Behavior - Boars Greet Chinese
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5339407/Horrifying-moment-wild-boar-attacks-villagers-China.html
2:06 - Bye!
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This week we have a fantastically organized show with a bunch of links. Please enjoy topics including big heads, Mean Girls, lying kikes, and Chinese Hip Hop.
2 - White Power PC
4 - What are you going to do? Stab me?
http://m.nbc12.com/story/37310247/stabbing-victims-may-have-been-targeted-for-racist-shirts
8 - Conservative men less shitty than leftists
https://www.counter-currents.com/2018/01/why-we-are-so-good-looking/
15 - Big Head = Brain, also get a doggo.
https://www.simplemost.com/big-headed-babies-likely-intelligent/
24 - Black Cocks From Shitholes
https://news.vice.com/en_us/article/ev5kk7/trump-immigration-cbc-shithole-racism
28 - Jay-Z BTFO
https://www.cnn.com/2018/01/27/us/jay-z-van-jones-on-trump-cnntv/index.html
36 - You’d never guess how 69% Britbong THOTs describe themselves
https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/j5p7ky/nice-69-percent-of-teen-girls-identify-as-feminist
41 - 24 Year Old Teenagers
https://i-d.vice.com/en_us/article/ev598p/were-teenagers-until-24-now-psychologists-say
42 - Mean Girls is Lord of the Flies
48 - Wander The Wilderness No Longer
50 - Terms of Fair Use
52:30 - Start Second Hour
54 - Herman Rosenblat is a lying kike
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SQWB36uKkw
1:04 Joseph Hirt is a lying kike
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jun/24/holocaust-survivor-lied-joseph-hirt-auschwitz
1:17 Passing out Yellow Stars to sports media
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_sportscasters_and_promoters
1:20 China now hip-hop free!
https://www.hiphoplately.com/china-has-banned-hip-hop-and-hip-hop-culture-from-tv/
1:24 Sheboon inconvenienced by devices preventing her from robbing Walmart
http://www.newsweek.com/walmart-segregation-racial-discrimination-beauty-products-792931
1:34 BOARISH BEHAVIOR
https://www.ktbs.com/news/packs-of-wild-boar-raid-southern-university-at-shreveport-caught/article_733be104-fc17-11e7-8d0b-3b2df47f65c5.html
1:37 Planet Fitness is gym methadone
https://www.t-nation.com/opinion/planet-fitness-nightmare
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Happy Wednesday, Emperor's Faithful! Walrus and Roscoe are joined this time by a special guest: Dark Enlightenment (@enlightdark) to discuss where 40k comes from, how it was started by a bunch of shitlibs, and how (like all great things created by terrible people) we co-opted their shitty irony-posting into full, unironic Fascism!
Break Music
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We close out the second hour with a discussion of cultural creation, why most modern cultural content is shit, and what we're doing here on the Right to bring back the cultural and artistic achievements of our ancestors!
Outro
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All aboard! This week Walrus Aurelius sits in as we host friend of the show and hero the people, Pete Teft.
12 - Power Disparities
14 - The Media Overall
15:30 - Spicy Memes
22 - Print My Letters
29 - GOP is what it is/They can’t ignore us forever
32 - The Dox Tuna Can
41 - Hating Fathers
49 - White Space Marine Pledge
49:45 -Terms of Fair Use
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56 - Back with Donations
1:01 - 40k
1:06 - Facebook Cheese Pizza/Police
1:13 - North Dakota Exists/Sovereign Citizens
1:15 - Foundational Books
1:19 - Football
1:25 - Hi Jay Oh
1:26 - More football
1:34 - Esoteric Football
1:37 - Lee and Jackson Birthday
1:40 - Find Pete
1:42 - BOARISH BEHAVIOR
1:47 - Boars demand Nehlen
1:49 - Find Walrus, Find Roscoe, Goodbye!
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Emperor's Blessing, honored servants. Roscoe and I decided to try something new and do a more laid back episode this time, talking about the Space Marine Augmentation process and some examples of how even Space Marines can end up subject to mutation, given the right circumstances. We kinda devolve into Fabius-posting at the end, but we hope you enjoy something a bit less structured and a bit more conversational than usual!
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0:00:00 Introductions
0:02:30 NPI doesn't mean what you think it does
0:05:45 Houston City Problems
0:09:04 Primes for Content... #BrokenPromises
0:11:10 Nippon Waifus... Buy Pussy High Sell Low
0:17:30 Automatic Bug Zappers
0:35:40 Serious Tradition Jamming
0:43:45 "Forward" Talk about Jews
0:54:15 We get to have a race war, are you not entertained?
0:57:00 Wherever the Butthole is, there's the butt
0:57:35 Terms of Fair Use
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1:10:00 2nd Hour
1:25:00 Generational Posting
1:35:00 Roscoe White Knights for Loretta Lynn, wants to brawl 1:37:00 Ree & React - The Feminist Cuck
1:45:00 ...
2:00:00 ...
2:03:00 Still doing this
2:13:00 Palette Cleanser - Boarish Behavior
2:19:00 Closing Remarks