On this episode, Roscoe wears a dashiki as the houseboat sets sail with Wooderson and one Mr. James Allsup. Also a bunch of bonus content that you will like and enjoy or we will frame you in some fajita-related matter with Kanye.
-Niacin Posting
-Don't Mess With Texas
-Don't Shoot Your Neighbors
-Comey Don't Play That
-Allison's List
-Strange Small Fascination
https://yournewswire.com/smallville-star-sold-children-rothschilds-clintons/
-A Lot Of Fajitas
http://www.oregonlive.com/today/index.ssf/2018/04/texas_man_stole_12m_of_fajitas.html
1:11 - Terms Of Fair Use
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oAHwZKPKhY
-Bad Lifting Advice
-My Beige Jewish Son
https://www.today.com/parents/why-i-hope-my-mixed-race-son-doesnt-stay-white-1D80301933
-Wooderson's Quick Story
-Nice Hat, Get Out
https://nypost.com/2018/04/25/judge-bars-are-allowed-to-throw-out-trump-supporters/
-We Don't Know How Subway Murders Work
https://nypost.com/2018/04/22/man-wearing-maga-hat-shoves-stranger-onto-subway-tracks/
-Sanctioned Combat
BOARISH BEHAVIOR
-I'd love to go but I don't think I can get the time off
http://www.foxnews.com/science/2018/04/22/man-bitten-by-shark-bear-snake-in-less-than-4-years.html
-Really Really Gnarly Bros
https://huckberry.com/journal/posts/man-kills-grizzly-with-hands-and-teeth
-Robot Pigs
https://nypost.com/2018/04/27/scientists-can-now-keep-a-pigs-brain-alive-outside-of-its-body/
-White Power
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This week aboard the houseboat, Based Atlanta is fascinated with crazy people and Walrus Aurelius teaches us about the Spanish Inquisition.
-Smothered And Covered Hashbrowns
https://www.newschannel5.com/news/what-we-know-about-waffle-house-mass-shooting-suspect
-Maybe Not Steakhouses Either
-She Ain't Messin With A Woke Nigga
-When The Boar Mauls Spectre For Low Hanging Fruit
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/starbucks-arrest-rashon-nelson-donte-robinson-feared-for-their-lives/
-Beaks And Sex Cult Leaders
https://pagesix.com/2018/04/21/how-allison-mack-tried-to-lure-me-into-a-sex-cult/
41m - Terms Of Fair Use
-Anybody Seen Tuck?
-Where'd The Other Two Go?
https://www.news4jax.com/news/30-rounds-fired-by-ar15-in-florida-home-invasion-shootout
-Stats And Hate Facts
https://www.dailywire.com/news/29724/narrative-fail-uncovered-surveys-cdc-failed-make-ryan-saavedra
-Negros In London
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2018/04/21/surgeon-violence-london-africa-carnage/
-The Mouth Is For Eating
BOARISH BEHAVIOR
-My Job Is To Kill Hogs
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In this episode Walrus guides Roscoe through steak preparation.
-Roswells, Old Friend
https://www.reviewjournal.com/local/local-nevada/pahrump-based-radio-host-art-bell-dies-at-72/
-Dingo Lives Matter
http://money.cnn.com/2018/04/09/technology/fake-black-lives-matter-facebook-page/index.html
-He Looks Huwhite To Me
-Uppity Politician
-Who Threw That Ham At Me?
-Potential Future Ex-Wife With A Record
https://conservativetribune.com/remember-the-girl-abc-journalists-called-the-cops-on-her/
-Heaven In A Box
https://munchies.vice.com/en_us/article/vbxpyy/crossfit-meat-box
39-Terms Of Fair Use
https://pewtube.com/user/FairUse/lNiMqME?autoplay=off
-Losing The Cold War, One Painting At A Time
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/modern-art-was-cia-weapon-1578808.html
-Deafening Fish Sex
-Why God Invented Machine Guns
https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/11/americas/transgender-migrant-caravan/index.html
-Drag Queens Kicked Off The Progressive Stack
https://www.dailywire.com/news/29300/pride-parade-bans-drag-queens-over-fears-theyll-emily-zanotti
-Normal Asian Dude
-Pedo Hunter
-Art Related Kvetching
BOARISH BEHAVIOR
-Denmark Builds A "Wild Boar" Fence
https://www.globalmeatnews.com/Article/2018/03/22/Danish-government-to-build-wild-boar-fence
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This week Walrus Aurelius and Based Atlanta join the houseboat as we test the hypothesis that cake is a reasonable replacement for prep.
0 - Pitbull Posting
4 - Fake and Gay Week
9 - And Then They Came For Aristotle
25 - Black man does black things
30 - Colored people are dumb
http://freebeacon.com/politics/florida-dems-call-dnc-members-resignation-alleged-racist-comments/
34 - Same topic, more sandbags
40 - Putin is our guy
43 - Terms Of Fair Use
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HQBlTypL-c
47 - Dems Are The Real Anti-Semites
http://thefederalist.com/2018/04/06/why-does-the-left-get-a-pass-on-anti-semitism/
57 - Autism Simulator
https://kotaku.com/to-buy-all-of-this-games-dlc-youll-need-over-2-000-1412153921
68 - Have You Seen My Red Yarn?
80 - REE and React - A creative dirty whore
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/06/style/modern-love-sleeping-with-married-men-infidelity.html
88 - Boarish Behavior - Based Poles
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Bryden Proctor swims up the houseboat to avoid getting doxxed like Ricky Vaughn in an edition of the houseboat that is VERY fast paced (it rained a lot recently so shit happens.)
0 - DMX vs IRS
https://breaking911.com/breaking-rapper-dmx-sentenced-to-prison-by-new-york-judge/
4 - NRA thanks you
https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/28/us/nra-donations-spike-parkland-shooting-trnd/index.html
7 - Definitely Hijab
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-youtube-shooter-20180403-story.html
15 - London's superior safety
27 - Vacation Souvenirs
http://www.bbc.com/news/health-43571120
32 - You Laugh - You Lose: Do you want to continue the white race with me?
46 - Heretical Pope
https://www.vox.com/2018/3/30/17179952/pope-francis-hell-vatican-interview-scalfari-italian
1:08 - Terms Of Fair Use
1:18 - Diversity Enrichment Update
1:24 - Byden Blows Up The World
https://www.spreaker.com/user/spectrechannel/fixed-right-to-bryden-s02e44-shallnotdon
1:39 - My Future Ex-Wife
1:45 - Still Looks Like A Man
https://www.cnn.com/2017/03/13/health/abortion-texas-lawmaker-trnd/index.html
1:48 - Gone Extinct
http://fox61.com/2018/03/25/gone-extinct-animatronic-t-rex-bursts-into-flames/
1:54 - Every Mans Dream
2:07 - Rooish Behavior
https://buckrail.com/first-90-kangaroos-released-in-wyoming/
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