Exodus Americanus 98: Jason Kessler vs The World

1st Hour

Jason “The Ambien Falcon” Kessler rides his jetski over to the houseboat for some party planning. Reminder, wes bellamy is a nigger

• UTR 1.0 lessons learned & ongoing investigation
• UTR 2: Electric Boogaloo

 

TOFU (the kind that raises T): https://youtu.be/WRmKylcc0Ac

 

2nd Hour

 

BOARISH BEHAVIOR returns with a vengeance

• Part 1: Texas man is just trying to shoot some hogs across the street, officer (http://www.msnewsnow.com/story/36967370/nearly-nude-man-arrested-after-shooting-at-hogs-across-a-highway?clienttype=generic&utm_content=buffer111e1&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer)
• Part 2: Sheboon ditches her side of the pen, throws poop at the hogs (http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/Houston-Zoo-gorilla-sneaks-out-to-hang-with-red-12400881.php)

 

John McAfee is a cartoon character, exhibit 3,269: http://www.newsweek.com/john-mcafee-says-belize-government-trying-kidnap-him-720189

 

Moment of profundity

Norman & Saxon: http://www.kiplingsociety.co.uk/poems_normansaxon.htm